lydiallama:

a friend asked to borrow my notes to copy and i had a small heart attack because mY NOTES ARE MOSTLY MUSCULAR KYUBEYS

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

dracosferret:

[FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun. 

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karkateverdeen:

khionexiovi:

janecrocker:

karkateverdeen:

new homestuck au idea: websitestuck 

the only reason behind this is so deviantART’s god tier can be “Thief of art”

tumblr can be waste of time

Ask and you shall receive.

oh MMY GOD THING HAPPEN

metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

#communism works on paper but not on tile or marble

fasterfood:

f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY

shixn:

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer